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Wow, :the game: surpassed even the NightSantaWentCrazy in its number of favs, in under a WEEK! Not only that, I got my first Weekly Top Five AND first Review Crew pick! I feel loved! Thank you people so very much! <3 This is awesome. This is amazing. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. This is Sparta. This is the most groundbreaking, earth-shaking, history-making moment EVER!

Oh and Obama won. Shoop da Woopy doo. *toots party whistle*

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Oh, wow! You guys boosted the score all the way up to 4.31!!!
It was too low for Daily 1st, but let's help :the game: get a Weekly 1st and Front Page!
Yeah, I should probably be satisfied with my score already, and doing these demands would just be appeasing my sky-high ego, but...

...GO MY PRETTIES. GET THIS ON FRONT PAGE. (Bug Tom Fulp, Vote 5, fave, review, I dunno.)

As this is a politcal game, I might as well remind you there're 2 days left before the US elections. Maybe it's only on Newgrounds, or maybe it's only on systems where things don't make it through only majority votes, or maybe it's only when registering is free and you have more than just a few bloody candidates... but this Tuesday, your vote counts. However I'm Canadian, so what the hell do I know.

(see DEMOCRACY: the game)

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It's out! Rather than a challenging game, it's a challenged game for a change.
:the game:
VOTE 5. On Newgrounds, your vote actually DOES count.

:the game: is also now downloadable at:
http://www.nutcasenightmare.com/downlo ad_the_game.zip

See? Now you don't have to go alllll the way onto the internet to play a flash game. How very convenient.

But seriously, don't take :the game: seriously.

Updated: 11/05/08 12:33 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

17 Comments

Nov. 2, 2008 | 12:28 AM anthony777w says:

Just had to say the game rocks!
My favorite levels were the privacy one and the anime one

Nov. 2, 2008 | 1:08 AM Nutcasenightmare responds:

It's a good thing you said 'the privacy one' instead of 'domestic spying: the game'. The government that watched you type that may have misread your intentions.

Nov. 2, 2008 | 1:00 AM EARIO says:

I lost

Nov. 2, 2008 | 1:07 AM Nutcasenightmare responds:

I just lost the game.

Nov. 2, 2008 | 3:06 AM The-Dark-Reviewer says:

Nice jokes in there lol

Nov. 2, 2008 | 8:40 PM Vert says:

Clever, too dammed clever! I'll leave a proper review later, but :: the game :: is pretty dammed funny. Cheers!

Nov. 3, 2008 | 8:20 PM Mattster says:

Fun :P
When I first saw "The Game" I thought you meant the game.
*I just lost the game!*
I made a flash submission like that, u click a button, and u are now playing. LOL
It got blammed :P

Good work!
-Matt

Nov. 4, 2008 | 6:35 PM SupaPeeves says:

I did take the game seriously and took you out of the collab.

SIKE NAW

Nov. 4, 2008 | 7:34 PM Nutcasenightmare responds:

OH GOD, the COLLAB! IT'S OWWWWT!!!!

Nov. 5, 2008 | 2:40 AM AIDSAPE says:

wow, awesome game :D

Nov. 5, 2008 | 11:52 AM greatolded says:

I did this twice

Nov. 5, 2008 | 7:49 PM g0m says:

Pity you had to leave out the religion ones.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 8:08 PM Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yeah, oh well.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 9:53 PM twosickminds says:

I don't get it.

You just walk off a cliff and read some unfunny title, was I the game right? I mean it's total shit, you tell not to take it too seriously but I didn't except it to be that bad.

Nov. 5, 2008 | 10:23 PM Nutcasenightmare responds:

Last I counted, only half of the levels involved that grassy platform. The rest were either cutscenes, (SUPERNATURAL CLAIMS: the game) game remakes, (SHOOTING LAWYERS IN THE FACE: the game) or original games. (TROLL: the game)

Nov. 5, 2008 | 9:55 PM reviewer2 says:

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