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CANADA: the game

Posted by Nutcasenightmare - May 24th, 2009


CANADA: the game
(AKA the 2010 winter lolympics)

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Contrary to popular belief, Canada is not all maple hockey pucks and snowflake-flavoured skittles - we have our problems. A slow, inefficient health care, a strong history of pissing off natives, and just a few months ago, a coalition government determined to tear off Stephen Harper's balls. At least we can salvage some of our national pride back when the American economy totally stagflates.

But there is something Canadians can take pride in now, and that is the 2010 Winter Olympics, conveniently planned during a global economic crisis, yippee. But hey, we're a hell lot less controversial than Beijing. Here's the official video for the 2010 Winter Olympics' mascots:

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Does anyone else find Quatchi disturbing? I mean... he takes a picture of some kids and the next moment all's left is an abandoned net, a broken hockey stick, and a VERY. HAPPY. QUATCHI. I mean what the hell?! The mascot looks enough like Pedobear as it is, dammit!...

Yes, I AM in the process of making :the game 2: (working title), and I'd thought I'd do an update on it.
Currently, I'm in the midst of compiling level ideas and drawing characters for :the game 2: - maybe I'll set up a dev blog and upload pics from time to time. Here's one pic.

Below are the mascots drawn :the game: style, who will be featured in CANADA: the game. Oh yes, there will be blood. Download a textless version for a desktop background! NOW!!!!11!1!!!

(from left to right, Miga, Sumi, Mukmuk, and Quatchi.)

CANADA: the game


Comments

Looks cool man

I really think we shit the bed with the mascots we chose, In my opinion we went all japanese anime(ish) on it, (I mean liek a friggin Whalebear? Wtf is that) but other than that I think the 2010 Olympics are gonna be rad! Im lookin forward to CANADA :the game:

And what is Quatchi - some genetic crossbreed between Pedobear and a young Chewbacca? With blue earmuffs?...

So I'm going to go out on a limb here: I go around collecting milk in bags? Is that the gist, because that's all I can think about for CANADA: THE GAME.

Oh canada :s

Our home and native land (except for immigrants)
True patriot love (except for political dissenters)
With all thy sons command (epic feminist piss-off)

High 5 for being Canadian! I can't wait for this :) Good luck

I'm going to try volunteering to help out at the Olympics, since I'm in Vancouver. =D Then I'll hit on Sumi or something.

Looks promising nutcase. Don't go lazy on us in the middle of making it either. We, I mean you want to get front page, don't you?

Yes, sir.

Nice sequel, the pic looks like they physically raped children to death and buried them under the snow. Not so innocent now.

Sue-mi!!!

I can't wait for the winter olympics to be held in Jamaica.

sounds like hes saying "Sew me"

Nutcasenightmare responds:

And what is Quatchi - some genetic crossbreed between Pedobear and a young Chewbacca? With blue earmuffs?...

-> I guess it's a Sasquatch (Bigfoot). That would work for the name but I dunno why they would choose a sasquatch as a mascot.

Yeah I know Quatchi's a sasquatch. But I'd like to think that Quatchi's Pedobear's long lost cousin. It'll make more sense once someone does Rule 34 on the Olympics.

i still can't believe your only 14...
thats inspiring...

Are you a furry or summat, mah boi?

Oh noes! Im teh furry!
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