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EDIT: Yes I know about Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon. But they didn't die at 50 years old. The joke is that Billy Mays and MJ died at 50 years old, and so will Madonna. LAUGH. THEY HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE THEIR TIME. HA HA HA.

Updated: 06/29/09 4:29 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Jun. 29, 2009 | 1:36 AM Magnet-Boy says:

billiard mayonnaise will stay in our hearts and brains

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:01 AM deevvon says:

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:03 AM Mafferson says:

Micheal Jackson is a Baby-Raper, he will most definetly not rest in peace

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:20 AM Waghkji says:

What the hell?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:21 AM fluffkomix says:

if you're online here, why aren't you online on MSN?

seriously, haven't talked with you in a while.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:24 AM JonBro says:

Too many people have been DYING recently. It's almost weird.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:26 AM Malum006 says:

pfft, how could you forget about Farrah Faucet and Ed McMahon?
And besides, everyone knows that Michael Jackson is going to come back from Hell with a zombie army that will take over the world. And yes, their theme song will be Thriller.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:35 AM Save-A-Seal says:

Ugh. Now all we have is Vince....though if I could make America skinnier by slapping it I would.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:44 AM DariusR says:

Neither does Ellen Degeneres

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:37 AM Kujiiro says:

Wasn't too long ago that Bernie Mac died as well.

Bernie
Farrah
Michael
Billy

Next celebrity coming soon!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:59 AM poisened-noise says:

o my good its billy mays!!!! yay!!! o wait....shit...wel at least we hav barry white

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:54 AM XxdeathpriestxX says:

go to msn.com and scroll waaay down, you'll see that you're missing 1 more celeb gal, dead at the age of 87.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 12:19 PM Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yes, but not at age 50.
The half-centurions must die.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:11 AM Sausau says:

At MAfferson : It's called a rapist, not a raper.
Let's make a thread on newgrounds BBS where we bet on who's next.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:41 AM RooAlex says:

I agree with JonBro, all the GOOD name celebs are dying WAY too quickly! And so young, too!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:59 AM Moneo says:

poisened-nose: Hope that was sarcasm.

God damn it's sad that billy mays died. :( R.I.P. Billy.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 12:00 PM Brundaty says:

Her time will come young one.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:18 PM DungeonKirby says:

And farra fawset?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:50 PM Nutcasenightmare responds:

NAY, NOT 50 YEARS OLD AT HER DEATH

Jun. 29, 2009 | 2:36 PM Eltro2kneo says:

Hm... funny how Michael Jackson and Billy Mays died at the same age in one week.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:27 PM LocoHobo says:

Billy is selling oxyclean to angels and demons right now I will miss him. I will also miss his show pitchmen.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:11 PM NeverBorn777 says:

hahahahhahah they died in odd way i thought mj would get nut cancer and billy would get oxyclean poisoning mandan will probly choke on a dick also u forgot about that chick from charlies angels

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:22 PM Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yeah, Farrah Fawcett's not 50. Billy Mays, MJ, and Madonna are. And they shall all perish. (But, 2 outta 3 ain't bad)

Updated: Jun. 29, 2009, 4:22 PM

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:45 PM Supersandor says:

Aaaahhh! The celebrities are all being raptured!

Just kidding.

I just figured out that the odds of everyone on Earth who is alive all dropping dead on the same day simultaneously from independent causes (and not, say, nuclear annihilation) is about 1 in 10 to the 25 billionth power. And the odds that everyone but ME will drop dead in such a way.... about 10 to 20 thousand times more likely. Which is still about 1 in 10 to the 25 billionth power.... it just drops from like 25000000004 to 25000000000.

By the way though, both MJ and BM were not merely 50 years old, but 50 years and 11 months.... and so is Madonna (approximately). Yep, she'd better start praying.

Jun. 30, 2009 | 6:56 AM inversecoma says:

Kevin Bacon turns 50 on July 8th. GLORIOUS.

Jul. 1, 2009 | 2:29 PM Nutcasenightmare responds:

OH SHI--

Jun. 30, 2009 | 6:33 PM killerman170 says:

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Jul. 3, 2009 | 11:43 PM xXevilgingerXx says:

I love you...or maybe I'm still in a blinding daze from all the truth hitting me in the perverbial face while playing :the game:...I can't tell. The point is that you're fucking awesome.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:06 PM aagme says:

Billy Mays, I salute you!