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Reimagine is TWO Mochi Award Finalists

Posted by Nutcasenightmare - January 29th, 2012


Reimagine was made coz I was bored
Since then my popularity's soared
But then it'll plummet
At Flash Gaming Summit
When I lose the Mochis Award

Reimagine is TWO Mochi Award Finalists


Comments

Great job! Always been a fan of your work.

Thanks for applauding me, and my one-trick
-pony games, which are gruesome and sick!
Replying is bland?
Let's see if I can
Respond to everybody with a limerick.

oh god dammit these games

Your limericks are bad, they have too many syllables.

As I'm doing this for a casual reader

You can't expect me to stick to the meter

So just chillax

If my rhymes are lax

Wait goddammit you made No Time To Explain I actually liked that game Well I'm gonna go stick my head in a heater.

Tell us your life story. In a limerick of course.

There once was a programmer named Nicklaus

He made limericks which were ridiculous

He's quite mediocre

At being a joker

Castrated men are dickless

And you prove to be a profound limerick writer. Here here!

Well, I'm by no means a poet

Sooner or later I'll show it

I'm doing this ad-lib

Skibby doob ba bib

I just went Bill Cosby and blown it

You must have a lot of spare time on your hands. ReImagine is one of the most well-designed flash games I've ever played. Ever.

I'm glad that you were amused

When the faceless ones were abused

A game mechanic

To make them panic

Designed to have them bruised

Well gosh, how talented are you
Not one nomination - but two!
You deserve it the most
But there's no time to boast
For you've still got the Deck'd game to do ;)

Thanks, you're a pretty swell guy!
And an awesome limerick reply
It definitely showed
I should get with the code
If it's the last thing I do 'fore I die.

(but seriously man, congratulations!)

If you do not win then fuck it,
The judges dick I shall punch it!
I must leave for work or be late,
Have a good day and "Cheers, mate!"

...Said the good lad from Nantucket.

I loved Reimagine but the amount of memes was a little too much for my comfort zone. Memes are okay, as long as the aren't used as a substitute for humor.

Yeah, popculture jokes don't age well.
I kinda sold out, as you can tell.
Succumbed to my fans
With silly demands
For a game that's essentially Meme Hell.

here we go my boy.

And you are an awesome voice actor!
Let me do some math with a factor
So then I tried
To both divide
Both numbers so they're compacter!

My good sir, my respect be given to you.

Respect for me fails every time
When others start to hear me rhyme
Because my friend
For this poem's end
Line this flip to have gonna I'm

you're an apple

So sir you claim I'm a fruit
What a preposterous hoot
I then robbed a bank
With a panzer tank
And then ran away with the loot

i thought that gap monsters was way more creative

Yeah, I also wanted that to be a finalist.
I feel it's an opportunity missed
For others to guzzle
Upon my puzzle.
Oh well, there's no sense in being pissed.

Thank you for your reply
You sound like a pretty cool guy
As a show of good will
I give you this thrill
Of poetry I had to buy