Magnet-Boy 2009-06-29 01:36:27

billiard mayonnaise will stay in our hearts and brains

deevvon 2009-06-29 02:01:51

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"

Mafferson 2009-06-29 02:03:53

Micheal Jackson is a Baby-Raper, he will most definetly not rest in peace

Waghkji 2009-06-29 02:20:44

What the hell?

fluffkomix 2009-06-29 02:21:40

if you're online here, why aren't you online on MSN?

seriously, haven't talked with you in a while.

JonBro 2009-06-29 02:24:17

Too many people have been DYING recently. It's almost weird.

Malum006 2009-06-29 02:26:56

pfft, how could you forget about Farrah Faucet and Ed McMahon?
And besides, everyone knows that Michael Jackson is going to come back from Hell with a zombie army that will take over the world. And yes, their theme song will be Thriller.

Save-A-Seal 2009-06-29 02:35:49

Ugh. Now all we have is Vince....though if I could make America skinnier by slapping it I would.

DariusR 2009-06-29 02:44:16

Neither does Ellen Degeneres

Kujiiro 2009-06-29 03:37:08

Wasn't too long ago that Bernie Mac died as well.

Bernie
Farrah
Michael
Billy

Next celebrity coming soon!

poisened-noise 2009-06-29 05:59:06

o my good its billy mays!!!! yay!!! o wait....shit...wel at least we hav barry white

XxdeathpriestxX 2009-06-29 06:54:58

go to msn.com and scroll waaay down, you'll see that you're missing 1 more celeb gal, dead at the age of 87.

Sausau 2009-06-29 07:11:25

At MAfferson : It's called a rapist, not a raper.
Let's make a thread on newgrounds BBS where we bet on who's next.

RooAlex 2009-06-29 07:41:15

I agree with JonBro, all the GOOD name celebs are dying WAY too quickly! And so young, too!

Moneo 2009-06-29 07:59:02

poisened-nose: Hope that was sarcasm.

God damn it's sad that billy mays died. :( R.I.P. Billy.

DungeonKirby 2009-06-29 14:18:30

And farra fawset?

Eltro2kneo 2009-06-29 14:36:35

Hm... funny how Michael Jackson and Billy Mays died at the same age in one week.

LocoHobo 2009-06-29 15:27:33

Billy is selling oxyclean to angels and demons right now I will miss him. I will also miss his show pitchmen.

NeverBorn777 2009-06-29 16:11:48

hahahahhahah they died in odd way i thought mj would get nut cancer and billy would get oxyclean poisoning mandan will probly choke on a dick also u forgot about that chick from charlies angels

Supersandor 2009-06-29 17:45:45

Aaaahhh! The celebrities are all being raptured!

Just kidding.

I just figured out that the odds of everyone on Earth who is alive all dropping dead on the same day simultaneously from independent causes (and not, say, nuclear annihilation) is about 1 in 10 to the 25 billionth power. And the odds that everyone but ME will drop dead in such a way.... about 10 to 20 thousand times more likely. Which is still about 1 in 10 to the 25 billionth power.... it just drops from like 25000000004 to 25000000000.

By the way though, both MJ and BM were not merely 50 years old, but 50 years and 11 months.... and so is Madonna (approximately). Yep, she'd better start praying.