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Posted by Nutcasenightmare - November 15th, 2010


Oh yeah, The Game... That's why anyone cares about me.

YOU

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I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A FOOBAR

Foobar :The Game: is a prototype for what is yet to come.
Feedback on game control, glitches, interface, and other stuff is appreciated.

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PLAYTEST Foobar :The Game: ( NG Dump )

LISTEN TO Silly Placeholder Music Loop ( NG Audio )


Posted by Nutcasenightmare - September 30th, 2010


Didn't like having that previous post up anymore. Here's a new one.

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Play Replaying :The Game:
Even though I mean jeez it's almost ten months old.


Posted by Nutcasenightmare - April 26th, 2010


A MODEST PROOF

The price of an object is its worth, implying that price is equivalent to worth. Assume human life is priceless. Therefore, human life is worthless. This conclusion feels wrong, therefore it must be wrong. Ergo, via proof by contradiction, human life has a price.

Price, in a free, competitive environment, is determined by supply and demand. The supply of life has been increasing due to population booms. The demand for life has been decreasing due to technology. Ergo, via economics, the value of human life will eventually reach zero; human life will be worthless.

Suppose government intervention was enacted to stop population growth and advancements in science. This would reduce humans to the status of being pets to be spayed and/or technological cavemen. We would wish our lives were worthless to begin with, so that we would not feel such horrid loss of dignity.

Therefore, by this irrefutable argument, life either is or will soon be worthless, and any proposed solution will worsen our mortal condition. Thus, I find that my actions on the night of April 25th were a fair exchange for the extra $20 tip I left the waiter and the new job I created for the janitor.

Thank you all for your time.

~ The defendant was found guilty on charges of first-degree murder, cannibalism, and motivating the suicide of several members of the jury. Now if you excuse me I have to go drown my sorrows in chocolate and chick flicks.

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FITHFITHFITHFITHFITH

P.S: I obviously don't believe anything said here. I mean, 'the new job created for the janitor'? That's crazy broken window fallacy talk!


Posted by Nutcasenightmare - April 7th, 2010


PARITY IN THE U.S.A
----------- by Money Cyrus

AND THE BERNANKE SONG WAS OO-OO-OOON
AND THE BERNANKE SONG WAS ON

So inflation's up, but getting down with this song
is the worth of the U.S.D
To the Euro it was like, BLEH.
Canadian shopping spree, YEAH.

But (U.S) exports up, and getting down with the song
is the (real) debt to the P.R.C
Daa-aaa-aaan, it actually hit parity!
Da-aaa-aaaamn! This is a really bad parody.

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P.S: I'm Canadian, so SCREW ME for holding American currency. *furious like a cinnamon bun*

"Parity in the USA", by Money Cyrus


Posted by Nutcasenightmare - January 15th, 2010


Replaying :The Game:

Wanna just say thanks again to you guys for playing, Newgrounds for sponsoring, buncha portals for licensing, and teh haters for reminding me to be humble. =P Also, some extra updates.

1) Go play Replaying :The Game: on Kongregate! (FINALLY uploaded there.) Play it, pretty please?

2) I've *finally* uploaded EpicRoll :The Cutscene: on Youtube, even though lots of people have already done this for me... just go watch it. >_< (I've also uploaded the Keyboard Cat clip.)

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3) Keyboard Cat clip? Oh yes I've added Keyboard Cat to the The End level. Keyboard Cat was a deleted scene from a Schrodinger's Cat :The Game:, which never made it inititally, until I added it a week or two later.

Replaying Him Off, Keyboard Cat.

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Replaying The Game Playlist


Posted by Nutcasenightmare - January 3rd, 2010


Thank you all so much for making REPLAYING :the game: a relative success! Okay, so it's scoring only *marginally* better than the first :the game:, but still.

GO PLAY IT NOW. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Because the entire NG staff is still recovering from the New Year Party's hangover,

1) DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR YOUR MONTHLY FAVS. Like... Replaying The Game. You know. Just saying. >_>

2) Here's a pic of a better banner than the one currently on frontpage. Much, much better.
(You may download it here)
(Also http://thegame.nutcasenightmare.com/do wnloads/)

Replaying :The Game:


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Posted by Nutcasenightmare - December 3rd, 2009


This'll make much less sense when the sequel to :the game: comes out whenever it does.

I'm Not Dead Yet.


Posted by Nutcasenightmare - November 9th, 2009


There, this'll clear up some space on my NG userpage, now won't it?


Posted by Nutcasenightmare - September 14th, 2009


For all of you who want your chance at fame, try submitting your game to the 2BeeGames Competition! $10,000 and $5,000 prizes, as well as a console publishing deal if you win. Hurry though, because the Contest Submission Deadline is Sept 15th!

[EDIT: Huh, they shifted it to Oct 15th. Isn't that nice of them?]

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I just spent about one hour trying to get screenshots from :the game:, and re-edit the huge and cumbersome .fla file in order to remove the advertisements... and then I realized I may have missed out on A ZILLION RULES...

http://www.2beegames.com/site/rules

-Games cannot depict any identifiable people;
(MC Hammer, Rick Astley, Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, Britney Spears, Al Gore, a bunch of furries, should I go on...?)

-May not contain or refer to any other companies' or product names, brands, trademarks or logos;
(I thought I could get away with removing the Maxgames logo and the ads... and then I noticed many levels hinge on references to DBZ, Microsoft, Tamagotchi, Newgrounds, Nintendo, etc...)

-If your Game incorporates music it must be public domain or yours.
(No. I do not own Never Gonna Give You Up. I so wish I did.)

-Games cannot contain offensive material such as: violent imagery; or be profane, slanderous, disparaging to any person or third party, offensive to good taste; or which visually depicts alcohol or illegal drug use.
(Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. About that.)

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You get your hopes up and get sacked in the nuts. Basically this is a classic FML moment.

Don't be like me. Read the legalese before you submit, and if you are going to, good luck!

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Oh and if you don't know HOW BADLY my submission would break these rules, play :the game:

2BeeGames Competition


Posted by Nutcasenightmare - September 12th, 2009


Oh wow, I just made it past my first week of first-year undergraduate year at university.

It's not as bad as I'd imagined it to be, (so far) but ever so slightly challenging. Some assignments, some reading, some awesome teacher personalities. (My Econ teacher has a caricature of himself on his friggin' textbook...)

And of course, the joooooy of leeearrrrrniiiiiinnnnngggggg. (The real reason employers care if you're educated is to see how well you can take social pressure, mental burnout, and bureaucratic BDSM without popping caps in a few asses.)

It's nice to be slightly more organized than I used to, to adapt fairly quickly to this new environment; some sense of pride, really.

But apparently, the first week wasn't interesting enough to post something that's not just barely beyond a Twitter post.

~Nick

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Also, yesterday was my birthday. What better way to make fun of something by commemorating it a day late.
("Woah, someone blow out THOSE candles! Thank you, firefighters!")
("Aw, two blocks of Jenga and two model airplanes? You shouldn't have!")
("Surpriiiiise!")